Tuesday, March 31, 2009
Calipari Chooses UK over staying put at Memphis
Least Favorite Pro Sports Player 3- Carlos Boozer
Although I have listed DeShawn Stevenson and Karl Malone ahead of Carlos Boozer, Boozer is the player that I hate the most. Ever. He's a liar. He's a pussy. He's a greedy arrogant bastard. Let's go over why these statements are true. Liar: Boozer said that he never agreed to a deal with the Cavaliers for a better contract. That is completely false. He DID have an agreement with the Cavs. Pussy. Whenever he's healthy and the Jazz come to Cleveland, I think he's played once. It's a shame that when he played for the Cavs, they'd shout "BOOOOOOZ", so now whenever he touches the ball in those games, he hears the same chant, but this time for a different reason. Greedy, Arrogant. He took Utah's deal over ours. Bastard. Okay, this once I cannot vouch for. But seriously, I hate Carlos Boozer. Whenever I see him on TV in a Jazz uniform, it makes my blood boil. I wish we could play Utah another time this season now that he's healthy, but the Cavs sort of swept the season series. Dang. Oh well...maybe we'll meet in the finals? No. There's no way they'd make it. At least he'll sign with Detroit over the summer and then we can play him more often and show him why leaving the Cavaliers was a BIG mistake.
Least Favorite Pro Sports Player 2- Karl Malone

Another basketball player that pissed me off to no end was Karl Malone. Malone played 19 seasons, 18 with the Utah Jazz and one joke season with the LA Lakers. What made Malone such a putz was that he was a habitual "bow"-thrower. Dr. Elbow, as he had been dubbed, is 100% the dirtiest player that the NBA has ever seen. The man elbowed David Robinson in the head, and Robinson collapsed and was taken to the hospital and was treated for a concussion. Hello?! THE MAN KNOCKED OUT THE ADMIRAL! David Robinson never wronged ANYONE in the NBA. And the best part was that ROBINSON WAS CALLED FOR THE FOUL! What?! Of all the players in NBA deserving of a blow to the head from the Mailman, I think David Robinson would be the last on that list. Did I mention that the night before Malone broke then Golden State Warrior PF Donyell Marshall's ribs with an "unintentional" knee to the ribs? Oh, well he did. He has broken bones, knocked out teeth, even ended careers. He has punched, elbowed, kicked, kneed, and bruised his was into the record books and probably will one day be in the hall of fame. Wow. But the worst part? Malone REFUSED TO PLAY in the 1997 NBA All-Star game. Why? Because it was in Cleveland. I am so ecstatic that he no loner poisons the NBA with his presence.
Least Favorite Pro Sports Players 1: DeShawn Stevenson

1) One of my least favorite players in the NBA today is DeShawn Stevenson of the Washington Wizards. That guy pisses me off like no other. Gilbert Arenas (who FINALLY came back, only to miss another game because of his ailing knee...honestly Gil, take a seat, get a good pick, and try again next year) made comments about LeBron James on his blog, which is usually a pretty good read, and since he was a pretty good player and made the Wizards a contender, he can say what he wants. The question is begging to be asked-Who the HELL is DeShawn Stevenson? Have no fear, I know the answer to this quagmire. DeShawn Stevenson is a loser. He came up with the Jazz, then went to the Magic, and has been with the Wizards since 2006. That's all fine and good, but who is DeShawn Stevenson to talk trash to LeBron F-ing James? That's like Dickie Simpkins calling out Michael Jordan and telling him that he's overrated. That's like Soulja Boy calling out Jay-Z, even though that's pretty much what happened. Bottom line-DeShawn Stevenson is a punk. I'm glad that we get to destroy them a few more times this season, even though my boy DeShawn is out for the year. It's a shame that the Wizards suck so hard this season, because I won't get to see the Cavs destroy them in the first round of the playoffs for the 4th year in a row. Oh well...
Final Four 2009
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